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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:17

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

What does 'Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys’ mean (Ezekiel 23:20)?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

How should you handle a situation where your friend tells you they like someone who also likes you? Should you tell them or continue as normal?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why did Trump’s team spin the lie that Melania Trump spoke several languages? Do they not realize she can hardly speak English after living in the US for over 40 years?

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Apollo astronauts discovered the moon is covered in tiny orange glass beads. Now we finally know why. - Live Science

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why is the First Amendment referred to as a right to free speech instead of an immunity from punishment for one's words, regardless of their truthfulness?

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

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